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09/12/2006: "Gonna Be A Bear..."

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd Like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, your suppose to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definatley deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat away anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP, GONNA BE A BEAR

Replies: 3 Comments

where were all these good ideas when moms were being made? Were we hiding behind the door when God had all these ideas. Nature is really good isn't it. Nana

hot mama said on Thursday, September 14th @ 12 :21 PM CST

A cat would be nice too... they sit in sunbeams have three squares and also nine lives! My cats have a cushy life!! Not sure i would like mice, birds and kitty kibble as a diet though!

Mim said on Wednesday, September 13th @ 01 :47 PM CST

haha nice! yeah i would have to say that if i could come back as anything it would deffinately be a bear..you get to live in the adirondacks (which i might add is the most awesome place on earth) and plus cause of everything that lala said! a bear would be good for me too!

Katie said on Tuesday, September 12th @ 07 :32 PM CST